Whore of the Worlds

Sometimes my mind goes off in weird directions and will change the words to stuff I'm listening to or reading. Usually they are quite funny, but I find this one a little creepy...

Whore of the Worlds
by Jonathan Eddington (with apologies to H.G.Wells and Jeff Wayne)



A few men liked to believe, in the last years of the twentieth century, that human affairs were being watched by some other alien race.

Some of them used to dream we were being utilised, as someone who is incredibly horny uses dolls, toys and porn to satisfy their cravings. Some men even considered the possibility of sex on other planets, and yet, beyond the human race, minds incredibly hornier than ours regarded our sex with envious eyes, and slowly but surely, they abducted every one of us...