Outdoor Antics - "Don't Frighten the Horses"

Outdoor Antics - "Don't Frighten the Horses"



This week, one of the UK tabloids did one of it's typical eye catching but factually incorrect articles. The act of having sex outdoors is NOT a crime in the UK. Doing it where it is witnessed, and to cause offence is. So what does that really mean?

Android 5.1.1 Inbuilt Censorship Filters

This whole article was an April's Fool for 1st April 2015.

Android 5.1.1 Inbuilt Censorship Filters

This week a seemingly small, but major update for the hugely popular Android OS will roll out. As smartphones are being increasingly used by minors, Google have taken a drastic step to protect our children from seeing adult content. Using a combination of existing technology, including the new Clean Reader, anything that may be deemed unsuitable for minors is changed. That's right, changed, not blocked.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: The Origins Of Steak And Blowjob Day

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: The Origins Of Steak And Blowjob Day
taken from a forum post by TrenAman


The exact origins of Steak and Blowjob Day are not exactly known to many, but there are many scholars who claim the holiday was originally created by the Romans to celebrate the harvest of beef and was set coincide with a full moon.

Archaeologists have found ancient scrolls that describe the primitive traditions of the day we now refer to as Steak and Blowjob Day. Many believe the Romans declared the holiday as a day of relaxation, it is rumoured that the Roman Empire fell because of too much steak and too much blowjob during one Steak and Blowjob Day gone wrong.

The Naked Truth About Me

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The Online Deception

Let me get this right. You have been having the dirtiest conversations online with a hot young lady who wishes she lived near you. She shares your taste in porn and would do anything with you if she could. You are considering a trip to visit her, but then you remember hearing about guys who have been tricked online. Fooled by other guys pretending to be female. Is she real?

Well you can never be totally sure they are who they say they are until you meet them, but I will give you some tips.

Finding Inspiration

Ideas for my stories come from a variety of places. Dreams are common, though the ensuing story rarely follows it exactly. For example, in the one that Saucy Secretary came from ended with her taking a facial. That was too similar to another of my other tales, Summer Rain, that I wrote around the same time, so I changed it.

Fifty Shades of Disappointment

Fifty Shades of Disappointment

by Jonathan Eddington

The film, Fifty Shades of Grey, is due to start filming soon, and planned for release on 1st August 2014. Many people I know are looking forward to it, but I do not think they will like it. I could be wrong of course, but what follows is an imaginary conversation based on several I have had with fans of the books. The fans parts will be in italics, and mine, normal type. Please let me know your thoughts in the comments at the bottom, and what you expect from the film.

Erotica Is Good For You

There are people out there who won't believe this, but erotica is good for you. You don't believe me? Well let me tell you why it's something everyone should read.

Can what you eat affect the taste of your cum?

Sperm tasting. Semi-serious short BBC documentary where three men change what they eat. After a few days their women drink their sperm to see if they can taste any difference.

While this very basic 'experiment' did show 'that it may be possible' to affect the taste, it was not very informative. How did the guy's taste before? Did they smoke, drink alcohol or do any other drugs? And most importantly, were they healthy?