Horny Holiday 1 - In Car Entertainment

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Seen by a Stranger

Seen by a Stranger
by Jonathan Eddington



Lisa sighed as her apartment door clicked closed behind her. As blind dates go, it had not been a complete disaster, but it was pretty close. The moment she had seen him her pulse had raced as she drank in his strong, rugged features. Lisa had gone over to him, thankful she had gone for a 'sultry temptress' look, already fantasising about what they might get up to later.

Unfortunately, he was more interested in telling Lisa about the deals he was making at work, his flash cars, large house, and just how rich he was. Realising she could barely get a word in, she had learnt forward giving him a great view of her deep cleavage. Annoyingly, though his eyes had fixed there, he carried on talking about his expensive trips abroad, instead of flirting. Leaning back, Lisa had crossed her long slender legs giving him plenty of opportunity to see her stocking tops and suspenders. Still he bored her with lengthy details about his plans for his future, even when she allowed him a long gaze at her tiny black thong. He may have enjoyed what he had seen, but showed no interest in anything but himself.

In the end, Lisa had made her escape while he was in the toilet. That was the last time she would let her best friend Anna try and fix her up.

Now in her room, Lisa kicked off her heels, and sat on the end of her bed rubbing her aching toes. Something caught her eye outside. It must have been the curtains swaying in the open window of the opposite apartment. It had been empty for a while, but apparently not any more. For a few moments Lisa watched, wondering if for once she needed to close her curtains, but nothing else moved.

Anyway, if someone was watching, they could only see Lisa's top half over the window sill. Squeezing her breasts together, Lisa remembered the poor response her cleavage had got from her date. Maybe she was no longer attractive, and that was why he was not interested. It had been over a year since...

Lisa shook her head, dispersing her negative thoughts. It was no good over analysing and needlessly depressing herself. The guy was a dick, pure and simple, and she had made a lucky escape. Standing up, Lisa shrugged off her suit jacket, and unfastened the matching short skirt. Leaning forward to step out and remove it, she again thought she saw something. This time Lisa did not stop to check. If someone is there, then at least she has their attention. A tingle of nerves and excitement ran through her. Dare she show more?

Outdoor Antics - "Don't Frighten the Horses"

Outdoor Antics - "Don't Frighten the Horses"



This week, one of the UK tabloids did one of it's typical eye catching but factually incorrect articles. The act of having sex outdoors is NOT a crime in the UK. Doing it where it is witnessed, and to cause offence is. So what does that really mean?

No Panty Day - 22nd June

No Panty Day - 22nd June
by Jonathan Eddington



"Hey Karen!" Sarah shouted to her room-mate. "Have you seen what people are saying on Facebook about today?"

"No, what?" Karen mumbled as she walked into the room, towel drying her hair.

Sarah paused for a moment at the sight of Karen's slender, young, naked body, swaying towards her. The way her firm pert breasts jiggled as she finished off her hair was hypnotic, no matter how many times she saw it.

"It should be right up your street" Sarah smirked, shaking her mind clear. "You tend to be most weekends anyway..."

"What're you on about?" Karen moved in close to look at Sarah's phone, her nipples brushing up against her shoulder. "No what day? Panty! So guys will be trying to look up our skirts at college more than normal..."

"If you wore something longer than a belt, they wouldn't find it so easy" Sarah chided her friend, glancing round at Karen's shaved pussy. "So you're not bothering then? Even for that new guy, James?"

"Hmm, he can take mine off any day" sighed Karen, picturing the strong, rugged physique he liked to show off in his tight sports vests and jeans, and what the three of them could get up to.

"So, that's a yes then" giggled Sarah, and pulled her down for a kiss.

1 New Message

1 New Message
by Jonathan Eddington



John's phone buzzed in his pocket as he sat at his desk in the cubicle. With a sigh he fished it out, silently cursing whoever it was who was disturbing him this time.

1 NEW MESSAGE
Sender unknown

Without even opening it, John replaced his mobile and went back to the letter he was composing. Considering it was his resignation letter, he was finding it rather hard choosing the appropriate words. As tempting as it was, he couldn't just slag off his boss and the company as he may need them for a reference. Again his pocket buzzed.

2 NEW MESSAGES
Sender unknown

Maybe it was something important then? Deftly John unlocked his phone and tapped to open the messages. If it was yet more spam then he would be really annoyed. To his surprise the first message was a close up picture of a young lady wearing what appeared to be a business suit, but with her blouse pulled low showing an impressive cleavage and a glimpse of her black bra. Her long black wavy hair cascaded over her shoulders to her large breasts, almost forcing his eyes there. The only thing that drew away his gaze was the way she was licking her ruby red lips. It seemed to be the most erotic thing he had ever seen. Then he spotted the message below.

So, what do you think?

Android 5.1.1 Inbuilt Censorship Filters

This whole article was an April's Fool for 1st April 2015.

Android 5.1.1 Inbuilt Censorship Filters

This week a seemingly small, but major update for the hugely popular Android OS will roll out. As smartphones are being increasingly used by minors, Google have taken a drastic step to protect our children from seeing adult content. Using a combination of existing technology, including the new Clean Reader, anything that may be deemed unsuitable for minors is changed. That's right, changed, not blocked.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: The Origins Of Steak And Blowjob Day

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: The Origins Of Steak And Blowjob Day
taken from a forum post by TrenAman


The exact origins of Steak and Blowjob Day are not exactly known to many, but there are many scholars who claim the holiday was originally created by the Romans to celebrate the harvest of beef and was set coincide with a full moon.

Archaeologists have found ancient scrolls that describe the primitive traditions of the day we now refer to as Steak and Blowjob Day. Many believe the Romans declared the holiday as a day of relaxation, it is rumoured that the Roman Empire fell because of too much steak and too much blowjob during one Steak and Blowjob Day gone wrong.