Outdoor Antics - "Don't Frighten the Horses"

Outdoor Antics - "Don't Frighten the Horses"



This week, one of the UK tabloids did one of it's typical eye catching but factually incorrect articles. The act of having sex outdoors is NOT a crime in the UK. Doing it where it is witnessed, and to cause offence is. So what does that really mean?

No Panty Day - 22nd June

No Panty Day - 22nd June
by Jonathan Eddington



"Hey Karen!" Sarah shouted to her room-mate. "Have you seen what people are saying on Facebook about today?"

"No, what?" Karen mumbled as she walked into the room, towel drying her hair.

Sarah paused for a moment at the sight of Karen's slender, young, naked body, swaying towards her. The way her firm pert breasts jiggled as she finished off her hair was hypnotic, no matter how many times she saw it.

"It should be right up your street" Sarah smirked, shaking her mind clear. "You tend to be most weekends anyway..."

"What're you on about?" Karen moved in close to look at Sarah's phone, her nipples brushing up against her shoulder. "No what day? Panty! So guys will be trying to look up our skirts at college more than normal..."

"If you wore something longer than a belt, they wouldn't find it so easy" Sarah chided her friend, glancing round at Karen's shaved pussy. "So you're not bothering then? Even for that new guy, James?"

"Hmm, he can take mine off any day" sighed Karen, picturing the strong, rugged physique he liked to show off in his tight sports vests and jeans, and what the three of them could get up to.

"So, that's a yes then" giggled Sarah, and pulled her down for a kiss.

1 New Message

1 New Message
by Jonathan Eddington



John's phone buzzed in his pocket as he sat at his desk in the cubicle. With a sigh he fished it out, silently cursing whoever it was who was disturbing him this time.

1 NEW MESSAGE
Sender unknown

Without even opening it, John replaced his mobile and went back to the letter he was composing. Considering it was his resignation letter, he was finding it rather hard choosing the appropriate words. As tempting as it was, he couldn't just slag off his boss and the company as he may need them for a reference. Again his pocket buzzed.

2 NEW MESSAGES
Sender unknown

Maybe it was something important then? Deftly John unlocked his phone and tapped to open the messages. If it was yet more spam then he would be really annoyed. To his surprise the first message was a close up picture of a young lady wearing what appeared to be a business suit, but with her blouse pulled low showing an impressive cleavage and a glimpse of her black bra. Her long black wavy hair cascaded over her shoulders to her large breasts, almost forcing his eyes there. The only thing that drew away his gaze was the way she was licking her ruby red lips. It seemed to be the most erotic thing he had ever seen. Then he spotted the message below.

So, what do you think?

Android 5.1.1 Inbuilt Censorship Filters

This whole article was an April's Fool for 1st April 2015.

Android 5.1.1 Inbuilt Censorship Filters

This week a seemingly small, but major update for the hugely popular Android OS will roll out. As smartphones are being increasingly used by minors, Google have taken a drastic step to protect our children from seeing adult content. Using a combination of existing technology, including the new Clean Reader, anything that may be deemed unsuitable for minors is changed. That's right, changed, not blocked.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: The Origins Of Steak And Blowjob Day

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: The Origins Of Steak And Blowjob Day
taken from a forum post by TrenAman


The exact origins of Steak and Blowjob Day are not exactly known to many, but there are many scholars who claim the holiday was originally created by the Romans to celebrate the harvest of beef and was set coincide with a full moon.

Archaeologists have found ancient scrolls that describe the primitive traditions of the day we now refer to as Steak and Blowjob Day. Many believe the Romans declared the holiday as a day of relaxation, it is rumoured that the Roman Empire fell because of too much steak and too much blowjob during one Steak and Blowjob Day gone wrong.

Lakeside Lust

Lakeside Lust
by Jonathan Eddington



"No peeking" Ruby warned, as she turned away and began to remove her clothes.

"I won't" promised Stuart, though if things went as he hoped, he would get plenty of chances to catch a glimpse or two as the afternoon went on.

With her hands on her bra clasp Ruby checked over her shoulder. True to his word Stuart was looking in the opposite direction. Mixed in with the relief, a small part of her was disappointed. Did he not find her attractive? She had been sure that asking her to model for his photography assignment was just an excuse to get her alone so he could make a move on her.

In his mind Stuart pictured Ruby slowly and sensuously stripping for him. Coyly she turned with an arm across her impressive breasts, and a hand covering her modesty below. She gazed straight into his eyes, smiled, and presented herself to him in her full naked glory. Her eyes ran down his body stopping at his bulging crotch. Slowly she walked towards him and...

Virgin Vacation (second excerpt)

Virgin Vacation (second excerpt)
by Jonathan Eddington

Tanya, an eighteen year old virgin, is on a family holiday with her parents friends and their daughter. Dawn has had plenty of experience with boys, and took Tanya into town to check out the local talent. In the centre they met a group of boys and agreed to go for an eventful walk with three of them. Later that night they meet the guys again in a local family dance hall, and decided to find somewhere more private.

We head out the main hall, past the bar, and, whilst no one is looking, sneak down some roped off stairs. At the bottom is a short corridor with a door on each side. One is locked, but the other opens easily. Inside are a couple of sofas, coffee tables, a tv, cupboards, a sink, and a kettle.

"I worked here for a couple of weeks last year" explains Nosha.

Gav and Luke push one of the sofas against the door so we won't be disturbed, then turn off the main light. A low glow comes from the strip light under the top cupboards. It is very dark, but we can all just about make out each other. I'm not sure I want to do anything with the others here though, and sit down on the other sofa on the opposite side of the room.

"So Nosha," says Dawn, "seeing how you found us this place. What do you want to do with me?"

"Taste your pussy!" he drools, and in the near blackness I can just about see him push her down onto the sofa in front of the door and bury his head between Dawn's legs. He makes lapping and slurping sounds, and she moans in pleasure.

Todge turns my head to him and kisses me. I close my eyes and think only of him. His hand moves from my cheek to my breast and he gives it a squeeze. A light moan escapes from me as he moves his hand down, over my belly, to my shorts.

"May I?" Todge whispers in my ear.

"May you what?"

"Touch you. Taste you..."

My pussy tingles at the thought and I breathily agree. He struggles with the button, so I open it for him. The zip he can manage. Slowly he slips his hand inside, and finds my pussy, wet and waiting. Again I kiss him, hungry for more.

Looking across I struggle to make out Luke licking and sucking on Dawns exposed breasts. Nosha is bobbing his head up and down between her legs, and Gav has his cock in his hand and is wanking quite quickly. None of them are looking towards me, so I lift by bum, push down my shorts and bikini bottoms, and slip them off.

It feels so naughty to be sat half naked in front of the others. I spread my legs and feel my pussy. It's soaking. Todge smiles, kisses me deeply, then kneels in front of me and runs his hands up my thighs.